February 21, 2010 02:55 by
fay
Do you ever catch yourself thinking about something and then think maybe we've been pondering over that a little too long? We do it far too often. The very fact we're writing about it means it's had a worrying amount of time spent on it. You're probably thinking what it was playing on our minds earlier in the day. Well, here goes...rectangular or round biscuits - which is better for dunking in your tea then eating?
If decided, this answer will not change the world in any way, but meaningless daydreams and thoughts are our forte. So there. Back to it. We have decided on the following (feel free to copy and paste for future reference): Rectangular biscuits are much easier to dunk as they fit in as far as you want them to, then biting them or popping them in your mouth is a straight forward task. The round biscuit however is a totally different ball game (we're talking big round biscuits here, smaller round biscuits to the back of the queue please). If you do manage to fully dunk your circular treat, then it is much more of a challenge to get it all in your mouth. There is much more of a risk of biscuit breakage and it falling into your tea to be forever lost. Therefore, we have concluded that the bigger the challenge, the more satisfying the treat.
Round biscuits win. Hooray for them! We will endeavour to post much more meaningful musings in future.
January 28, 2010 07:23 by
fay
FFFFFFrench fancy?! A giant pink fondant fancy fell on us. Stuff like this can happen in January. It squashes you a little, there's slight suffocation and your inspiration is muffled and well, un-inspirational. As we have been eating our way out until now, we have not been able to blog and there's much more of us to love.
Anyways, we are now back. We have cancelled out all the cake with a trusty apple (yes. It does work) and we will be here wittering to you until you're praying for a larger, heavier cake to fall from the skies in our direction. We do hope your year is going to plan, people are obviously not eating enough cake as the bakery gods are literally chucking stuff out the sky. Giant stuff.
January 4, 2010 03:27 by
fay
Firstly, happy new year! Hope it was firework filled and there were no disappointing anti-climaxes. We are still yawning from ours, therefore it must have been a super duper start to the year. Same resolution as every year...enjoy more and worry less. Surely 2010 is the year to do this whole-heartedly. We shall see, we're not too worried about it to be honest.
Anyways, we have a new blog for you to take a peek at... http://thisisskeleton.blogspot.com. It has what we love in a blog - bits of pondering, dissecting and a wonderful way with words. So kids, check it out!
And if your new years resolution is to lose weight, please re-think. There's more of you to love.
November 26, 2009 07:26 by
fay
Okay, we love cups of tea with cake. Infact we adore them. We are an official member of the tea appreciation society (http://www.teaappreciationsociety.org/tea.asp?page=home). However of late, our tea intake has decreased a little and our coffee cravings have increased - in particular lattes. Especially the very unhealthy full fat milk versions (we have been asked if we would like a "skinny soy milk latte" before! for the record we would most certainly not! there is no such thing as a soy cow). Anywho, we've started teaming our coffees up with our portions of cake. This probably means absolutely nothing at all other than a caffiene addiction. However, we do feeel slightly guilty about it, why? We haven't the foggiest. We are still a dedicated tea lover, we've just taken on more coffee. Why are we even explaining ourselves?! It must be the caffiene twitch we've developed. We feel a little better for sharing. Tea and cake is fantabulous whereas coffee and cake is just enjoyable. Here is some of the latter...

By the way, the cake is coconut. Yummmmmm.
November 19, 2009 08:45 by
fay
But, we reckon we've managed it! This deliciously large slice of lemon cheesecake surely counts towards our 5-a-day fruit and veg intake doesn't it? Along with the strawberries, we think our 5-a-day is pretty much covered. Perhaps the ice-cream cancels a portion out...oh well, nearly there!
September 24, 2009 13:10 by
fay
Homes are places filled with the people and things you love. We've felt at home since we've been in Australia and we cannot stop smiling - happy times. We also had a cheese and crisp sandwich today, it was made for us too...jeez it's been a great day. We advise making a loved one their favourite sandwich, it will make their day.
July 13, 2009 14:38 by
fay
Curtains. More decorative or more functional? During a long breakfast of tea, toast and marmite we had time to stare at a pair of closed curtains. (Repeating this information back to ourselves is causing us to worry about our morning activities somewhat). Anyhow, the fabric was chintz at it's most glorious and complimented the overall colour scheme of the room impressively. However, they also kept the morning sun out of our squinty pre-tea eyes which was much appreciated. So, we can't decide which the curtains provide more of. It actually really doesn't matter, we are thinking out loud again which we have been warned about. And on that note we shall say cheerio for now...
July 9, 2009 15:32 by
fay
We are cycling on our bicycle, there's bread and flowers in the basket, there is a sea breeze blowing through our hair and we ring our little bicycle bell. Our cheeks ache from smiling...
This is the stuff our dreams are made of (along with cake).
June 4, 2009 20:50 by
fay
It's here, it's summer. Freckles, the sound of the wonderful ice-cream van and paddling pools in gardens have all arrived. Hooray!
Aren't sequins wonderful? Making something quite plain into something that razzle dazzles. We were wondering today how the individual sequins must feel. They can never take all the credit for their sparkly shows, but always have to take it as a team - a beautiful, reflective family. We dont think we could sew just one sequin and leave it there alone. Not when we are fully aware of the potential giddiness and glee a gang of sequins has on us.
Maybe it's all they know, therefore they go through life happily sharing the praise together. However, maybe sometimes, they cry out to catch the light on their own. Who knows? Not us, hence the pondering. We did think though, if there is a missing sequin on a garment that should be covered in them, you can spot the dull patch almost immediately. Therefore, it shows how each individual one is extremely important and should be appreciated. So, next time your alone with something so twinkly and pretty due to it's abundance of sequins that you feel you have to profess your utter love/lust for it (is it just us that does this to things we really really like and or want?), why not mention how each one is individually very impressive. You know, just incase there is that one trying to loosen the thread to be on it's own.
This really hasn't meant to be a metaphor for people by the way. After reading it back it may come across that way but we hope it doesn't. For the record, we think some people are much better off away from others - the ones that don't deserve gleeful, sequin moments in their life. Are we being a little mean? Probably...sorry Mom! x
April 8, 2009 23:11 by
fay
When you open your eyes, really open them. Take everything in, sketch it, photograph it, talk about it, memorise it. It's your view, totally unique to your peepers. Appreciate those shapes, colours, movement, letters...
Take in those you love. Their mannerisms, cheek colour, how they look at you. And if you enjoy a view, go back and look at it again and again and again...x
March 18, 2009 22:50 by
fay
Sometimes, even though it's wrong, it's fun to be naughty. Or cheeky. Or mischievous. As long as no real harm comes to anyone and nobody gets put in jail, go and feel the good kind of guilt. The kind where you keep giggling until your stomach hurts and you almost want to get told off. Please don't tell us off though. We promise to be good next blog! Yes, yes...we've learnt our lesson.
March 15, 2009 20:45 by
fay
If a little of what you fancy does you good, then does a big chunk of what you fancy do you extra good? It tends to make us extra chubby, but also extra smiley which is no bad thing. There's also more of us to love. So if you're worrying about another slice of lemon drizzle cake or an extra scoop of ice cream, then stop worrying and just bloody have it! If you're pondering it you obviously want it. Go on, you know you want it. If it gets to the stage where you're not allowed on rollercoasters, or have to buy two seats on the plane, then maybe a moment to re-consider is understandable. But we do not want to judge, just encourage. Nourish your senses and indulge.
March 13, 2009 12:17 by
fay
Some people are like fireworks. They explode into your life, creating beautiful, entertaining displays. They make you excitedly smile and gasp. They light up your universe in the most colourful of ways and you come away from them glowing. Always a little sad to leave them, as the show is over, you know the next instalment will be just as wonderful if not more so than the last. And you love them because they are a special occassion. How lucky we are to have these fireworks in our lives.
March 8, 2009 18:59 by
fay
Sorry it's been soooooo long! We got lost in a giant black forest gateau and have been eating our way out for weeks. Feeling a little bloated, we won't be going near chocolate or cherries for a while. Anywho, how are y'all? How's the family? We've heard the weather's been a bit ropey, maybe it's a good thing we were stuck in a cake so long. We're feeling quite free though now. Like when you take your socks off, or your swimming goggles, or you know when you wake up and stretch? Like that. We will be writing soon...in a while pretty smile.
February 1, 2009 19:03 by
fay
Isn't February spelt funny? That's all we can manage today. x
January 28, 2009 23:30 by
fay
Don't you love those moments we have just to ourselves? Where it's impossible to do anything work or stress related, and everything-else can be blocked out. Like train journeys. Where all you have is a jam sandwich to enjoy or your ipod to listen to. You've forgotten your work, so you cant do anything other than exactly what you really want to do and not what you should or need to do. Why? Because you're on a train remember! Or smaller moments. Like today, at the hand dryer. We had washed our hands, and were at the hand dryer, drying our hands, thinking this is wonderful! There's nothing else we can do now but dry our hands, so for approximately two minutes we could daydream to ourselves, guilt free. I think it's what benches were made for...but more of that another time.
It's important to have these totally self-indulgent, guilt-free moments. Whatever or wherever they are, you can be you. Think, say, write, read, eat, do whatever you please. Even if it's only briefly whilst drying your hands. We thought about what to eat for our dinner and to remember to re-tell you all these thoughts (we had tomato and basil soup and toast followed by two fondant fancies by the way).
January 19, 2009 23:07 by
fay
We love it when we find things that we think have been made for one-another, like today when we had a coconut and raspberry cake square. We've had one before, but today sat and thought, god, this is goooood. Cheese and marmite, cold feet and microwaved socks, crumbles and custard, cheeky smiles and winks, pencil crayons, paper and long afternoons, faces and loving kisses...you get the jist. This list is endless! We also love lists, if somebody says make a list of, well, whatever really, we get a bit fidgety with excitment. We were made for list making. Well, simple things and all that.
January 15, 2009 20:41 by
fay
Excitement is great is it not? Teeth grittingly, cheek achingly, arm snappingly, foot tappingly exciting! When your stomach is having a party and your knees keep bending. Wonderfulness no? We love excitement. Love it.
January 13, 2009 16:01 by
fay
Have you noticed how all the shops are starting to fill up with red hearts and chocolate of the romantic variety? Yes, valentines is on it's way. Great for some, miserable to others and indifferent to many. If somebody decides to give you a little piece of their heart, through a message in a card, a meal or a kiss, please cherish it! They are not expecting it back, they are giving it away...to you! Isn't it funny how strong the heart is, yet how easily it can break. Anywho, it's important to take care of everyones heart (in a metaphorical way - not in a flora spread keeps your heart healthy sort of way, although that too is important, however we promote the consumption of cakes so feel it's unsuitable to lecture on healthy eating). And even if your heart doesn't beat a little bit faster for the one whose heart you make sing, be kind and cherish the gesture anyway. Love keeps the world going round, along with all the joy and pain that goes with it. So get out there and show some affection because everybody needs it (we are not promoting promiscuity). We promise the next blog will contain atleast 75% less mush! Lots of love XXX
December 11, 2008 15:04 by
fay
Don't you think wondering around and getting lost within a city of tall buildings is a little like being surrounded by a giant advent calender?! There are various doors you could open and behind each one is something different...a surprise. Although, with actual advent calenders the surprise is usually in the form of something chocolatey. This seems a little dull to us now after thinking about all things that could possibley lie behind actual doors. Pleasant things, dangerous items, interesting people...you get the idea. We hope that next year, our advent calender will be made up of actual doors to places we have never visited before, so we get to go somewhere new each day leading up to Christmas! This will also stop us devouring an edible one all at once! We are not recommending breaking and entering though, this could lead to the opening and closing of doors in prison - not very festive.
November 23, 2008 14:15 by
fay
Ok so we've seen the tiny snippet of everyone's favourite Christmas advert for Coke! This to us means it's officially festive time! This sort of excitment makes steam shoot out our ears, steam containing miniture tinsel and bits of glitter. "Just hear those sleigh bells ringing and jing ting tingaling too, come on its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!..."
November 16, 2008 19:27 by
fay
It must be hard being a nose. Don't you think? You'd be stuck out there exposed 24/7, filled with unpleasant things and a target for cold, spots and fast-moving fists! Many noses are criticised constantly - especially by their owners! Surely this would give you a complex no(se)? As you are reading this, take your thumb and give your nose a loving little rub, say thank you to it for giving you an alternative way to breath, for allowing you to smell delicious baking and for staying strong when you shoved popcorn or lego up it as a child (oh...maybe that was just us then). Better yet, get a loved one to give it a little kiss now and then, it will cheer it right up and it might stop running or getting blocked in the winter. How brave your nose is, just sat in the middle of your face sayin' "yeah, I am here. I'm a nose!"
October 28, 2008 20:27 by
fay
"I like conversations that last for hours and hours, full of jokes about singing bees and talking flowers. I like it when they take up whole mornings and fill up whole nights. When they mention books and cocktails and trumpets and kites. I like them when they talk about parties and talk about dreams, and talk about cakes covered in cream. And all that they need is me and a friend, and the talking to go on and never to end."
October 9, 2008 20:16 by
fay
Today we thought we'd like to be a builder...but with lego. Just think of the colourful buildings - and all those tea-breaks! Brilliant.