It's been too long again sweet peas. We are so sorry. Another adventure went awry. This time it involved hiking over what we thought was a jam centred donut, only to find out (the hard way) that it was in fact one with a large hole in the middle. After plummeting down into the dark circle (and severely grazing ourselves on giant granules of sugar - ouch!), we have spent rather a long while eating our way through the bottom of the damn thing. We are not even a massive donut fan, so enjoyable this was not.

Apologies to donut lovers, no offence was intended from this post. It's just, well you know, we spent too long with one and had a bad experience. Kind of like if you get stung by a bumble bee or bitten by a gerbil you go right off them for a while. We'll get over it, we promise.

Anyway, we have obviously survived and are here to grumble about what happened. On a more pleasant note, we have a new desk to work on. This pleases us greatly and makes up for weeks escaping a deep fried, sugar-coated ring of unhealthiness. We are feeling very positive and are ready with brightly coloured pencil crayons to create tiny bits of magic for others. So with that, we shall give you a squeeze, ruffle your hair and kiss you on the cheek. Until next time beauties.

FFFFFFrench fancy?! A giant pink fondant fancy fell on us. Stuff like this can happen in January. It squashes you a little, there's slight suffocation and your inspiration is muffled and well, un-inspirational. As we have been eating our way out until now, we have not been able to blog and there's much more of us to love.

Anyways, we are now back. We have cancelled out all the cake with a trusty apple (yes. It does work) and we will be here wittering to you until you're praying for a larger, heavier cake to fall from the skies in our direction. We do hope your year is going to plan, people are obviously not eating enough cake as the bakery gods are literally chucking stuff out the sky. Giant stuff.